A Story told by JGJ

JGJ and I were standing outside partaking in a smoke when she told me about her Lucielle Ball moment, it goes something like this:

She and her husband had bought a boat and her husband had a 'vision' of extending the boat in the back and plunking a grill onto the back. The idea was good but reality wasn't so great cause when they got into the water, things didn't quite work out like in his visions.

Cruising at a rather swift speed, JGJ found herself in the back of the boat where she realized that the extension was a bit...too extended. There she stood stumbling around with the velocity of the speeding boat trying to grill her hamburgers, hot dogs and chicken. JGJ told me that burgers were flying off the grill into the water, fish jumping up and catching them in their mouths following in their wake like eager puppies. With hair flying, water splashing her in the face and anger gripping her as she watched fish eat up their lunch. Finally her daughter said to her father with warning in her voice "daddy you better slow down or stop because mommy looks mad."

You had to be there to see JGJ explain the story while she reinacted the scene. Too hilarious for words!