He: Do you have any sexy pics of you up online?
Me: *thinking up good response*
He: : *waits for the hammer to fall*
Me: You're funny
He: I'm serious. I need someone to ogle.
Me: And you couldn't find anyone other than me?
He: Desperate times calls for desperate measures. *grin*
*Pause*
He: You're thinking up ways to hurt me aren't you?
Me: Yup