You: Bina, I'm scared...there are crickets in my house!
Me: Wait, you're afraid of crickets???
You: They're scary!!
Me: They're crickets :
You: Yeah but they're huge and they jump! *gasp, shudder*

*crickets*

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You: Bina, I'm going to go around introducing myself as 'The Frances"

Me: HUH? You're not serious are you?

You: Yeah, totally. I think I'd be cooler if I did.

Me: *strangled look on face holding back the laughter*

You: Seriously Bina, I'd be cooler. You wouldn't understand.

Me: Okay, The Frances. [insert laughter here]

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email from you: Can I swing by and borrow a wrench some night this week?

email from me: Yeah. Are you still aiming to kill those crickets? You know it won't work ifyou try to wrench it to death.